A day to remember: IIT Delhi - Inaugural Function 'Golden Jubilee year'

This Monday (16th August 2010) IIT Delhi, I was one of the lucky invitees for IIT Delhi Golden Jubilee year inaugural function. They invited her excellency, President of India,  Pratibha Devisingh Patil as chief guest and Kapil Sibbal, India' s Education Minister as guest of honor, with other esteemed guests as well. After a long time I was sitting inside jam-packed Dogra/Convocation hall, but this time not full of students creating raucous, cursing each other, having fun but A room full of corporate giants, bureaucrats, professors, industrialist, consultants, etc , a room full of people who have reached to pinnacles of success in their own ways. Many who have retired & many who still fighting with obstacles and beating them consistently.
The whole environment was mesmerizing & unforgettable. For the first time I listen to our Director (Prof. Surendra Prasad, alumnus 1968 batch), & other honorable invites without dozing off in between, although much of what they said was very diplomatic & politically correct without crossing the lines, but what was appreciative was that President , Mrs. Patil pointed out the lack of patents filed by our country w.r.t China or USA, Kapil Sibbal announcing 14 innovation university (other than IIT) to be started (God knows where they will get the fund, faculty & resources for those but, nevertheless it's an announcement like many others they do), but best of all was the speech by the gold medalist, Lalit Mehra (batch 1966, 1st batch to pass out from IITD), we expected him to be as boring as we will expect an oldie, maggu, student. But there he was all excited and speaking about all those incidents, which we will hesitate to speak about infront of people of stature of President and such esteemed gathering, but I believe the adrenaline rush inside his head & the excitement of holding that dice again inside Dogra hall, made him do that, he told us about the establishment of BSW, SAC and all the co-curricular activities which they started from day 1, he told us that first building their was the small building which is textile department now. It was real fun listening to him, from the minute he started speaking, all we were discussing was (saala IITian kitna bhi bada ho jaaye, rahega wahi, as soon as he will start speaking, u can indetify that he is from IITD, that carefree attitude, never saw that anywhere else). Moving on from the Dogra out in open, it was drizzling outside and we were supposed to move to block 3 lawns for lunch, but before that we needed to collect the phones, electronics, car keys, etc which we deposited (in a small make shift counter under the ramp infront of reading room) earlier.

As soon as I reached there expecting a queue of old gentlemen standing with poise waiting for their turn to collect their respective belongings, Only to realize it was not there (as expected isn't it), those oldies were jumping over one another from all sides flashing their coupons, asking to serve them first, And some how I started laughing real loud, confusing my fellows their as everyone seemed eager & in a hurry, I said, "We are here for the whole day, we have nothing to do but have good time, next activity i.e lunch will go on for another 2 hours and still these old horses are jumping over each other showing impatience, IIT might have taught them best of technologies, and how to face a technical challenge, whatsoever it is, but they forgot to inject an ounce of Civic-sense inside this wild bunch, howsoever rich or old you get, somethings you will inherit and follow always as in Indian, not standing in a queue is one of those" And just then I heard 2 uncles (they must be at least 45), standing in so called 'queue' pushing every one around with their arms and elbows, looking around in disgust & saying "When will people learn manners to follow the queue system" (another trade mark of being an Indian, Preach but Practice not required).

I went ahead for lunch (btw I was one of the last persons to collect my belongings, trying to maintain an ounce of civic sense) where got an opportunity to meet some of the alumni, 2 of them being from the batch of 1968 (first batch which came through JEE in year 1963, before that it was merit basis entry), amongst various things one of them (who was a retired bureaucrat) informed me about the eagerness in IITians to join civil services at that time, which resulted in real country growth till year 1980, after which people's inclination started to decline towards UPSC, and more inclined towards industry jobs (for the obvious reasons), resulted in a decline in number of bureaucrat who were from IITs & other primary institute, results started showing in the growth & countries development as a whole, number of IITians fell tremendously low as the time passed (I don't have any facts to verify this, so I am mentioning what I interpreted from what he told me)... this shows how there is a necessity to encourage more and more students from such premier institute to join IAS & other bureaucratic positions, if we want to see India rise and shine again and not just on papers.

For the first time, I voluntarily went to Dr. S.R.Kale's room to have a little word with him, to say hello to him, I was surprised when he recognized me (not my name of course, but only that I was a student there), he told me about the changes (which were very few in terms of curriculum, but very high in terms of course structure) The strength of a batch has reached to 850 odd students from 550 at our time, 104 being the mechanical students. He told me that the batch of 2009 was the worst they have seen in a long time (with around 100+ defaulters, who got their degree extended, unlike previous years when number was somewhere between 20 and 45). He also informed about the gr8 progress IIT Punjab is making in terms of course structure, student quality and infrastructure setup.

It was time to catch up with peers, met a variety ranging form batch 2004 to 2009, shared some light moments, some catch up, made some new friends, overall it was one Monday which I would have regretted to have missed. As they say the value of any particular outcome cannot be judged unless you compare it with the alternative histories (what could have been if I didn't go there) and here as much as  I think, I say this day won't come again, as IIT Delhi won't celebrate 'Inaugural function' for Golden Jubilee year again, and I am proud that I was there, when it happened.

IIT Delhi @ Night

I am no humanitarian still my heart ache!

India offers $5m aid to flood-hit Pakistan, what about Ladakh? 200+ dead, and 1000+ missing.
no one cares, because that is an internal matter. It won't get international coverage.
"Kashmir belongs to India", "Kashmir belongs to Pakistan", or Does it belongs to those, who wants to live there?

Government talks about peace, development, growth, rehabilitation, but how much does exactly takes place? every new government makes new policies, close down old system, and implementation well that's not important is it.

Every Naxalite is armed with sophisticated guns, an A.K 47 costs upto Rs. 1,25,000 and each bullet costs, upto Rs. 4 each.
If those people can hand over the same in cash, the person will be glad to move ahead with his life.
A few days ago I heard some millionaire farmer saying that "Kisaan anaaj ugaata hai, uskaa hakk hai ki wo tax nahi de ya loan nahi chukaaye"!! (A farmer since cultivates food fr the country, it's their right not to pay taxes, or pay back loan money which they borrow) . I asked if such schemes benefits any poor farmer? or if anyone who was not well off become well off using such schemes? He said "No! only us who knows how to work around with the system"

Another time I had talk with few villagers in MP, I asked them, "how do they survive, when there is no work in market?" They said, they don't need to work, government is providing them "Berozgaar bhatta" (unemployment wages), which ideally is given in form of cheques, the government officer without verifying their status, get their sign/thumb print, cut their commission of Rs. 10 and given them Rs. 110 (per day) and keep tht cheque with themselves, assuming 1000 people in a village getting this money, it generates Rs. 10,000 tax-free money for the govt. officials per day and villager is happy getting free money, out of which he can get liquor for Rs. 30, (Marijuana) 'gaanja' for Rs. 10 and food for rest of it.

This another friend/senior of mine from college wanted to change the world, he left his well paid job in corporate to study hard for UPSC, became an IAS officer, with dreams in his heart to change the country to bring good out of it; only to become a part of the same old machinery which is like a Mainframe system, which people know how to work on but since no one knows the start or end of code written beneath, they can only manipulate it here and there (for their benefits) but cannot amend the system.

In year 2007, when RTI act was creating fresh waves around, a few senior retired IAS officers came to my college, from where I and a fellow student went across to RTI office to understand nitty-gritty of the system, only to find out that it is like any other government office, which requires bribes, paperwork and a lot of approach to push through your papers. I met with many senior members of that NGO their, when a Mercedes stopped near us, and a sophisticated looking 60 years old lady stepped out, she came towards us and met with all of us giving lecture (which seems like she crammed on her way to that place). Later I found out that she was one of the hot shot fund-raiser of Delhi, and wanted to cash in over the rising RTI business, yes I used the term business because that's what it was for them.
But later I met with a ground worker, who told me about what their NGO has done. She told me about various villages they have visited in search of issues, made effort from their end to file RTIs follow them up and all with only a single motive to make this country better brick by brick, only to find out that to make a wall out of bricks requires some time to strengthen up, but those sitting there with hammers don't let you have that time. She told me about the death threat she and many of her friends faced frequently, many who got beaten up while a few who actually were killed. And then this wall was hit by the 'BIG HAMMER' the RTI amendment.

Bollywood has given out hundreds of movies on one of these issues or another, with recent being 'Peepli live' and earned billions of Rupees by selling those movies, but have they actually shared even a single percentage of that profit with those whose problem they are showcasing? (I know this is a capitalist society and they are not responsible for the issues or for providing them a solution, but a little help won't do them any harm and it will only bring about some more publicity). None of the movies whatsoever has shown a realistic solution to even a single problem, I guess Indians still like lots of drama (as they say masala-bollywood style) in movies, they expect every Protagonist to do something super human (be it killing all villans or jumping of the hill top without dying), is there no realistic solution to any of these problems?

Since childhood we were taught that if you have faith in something and you try really hard, you can find out the solution, and things like 'Solution lies within yourself', 'Problem is not around you. it's inside you', Can't people set aside their egos for sometime, think logically for a solution & come up with a simple motto of 'Live & let Live', How does it matter if you are a Hindu or Muslim, or if you a farmer or sweeper. Why don't people do the job which they are being paid for? (even after accepting bribe for the same). What kind of economic benefits does people expect by inflicting Naxalism & Terrorism? You will only stop the region from developing further. Laxmi Mittal being still holding an Indian passport is richest man who lives in Britain. In today's world does it matter what a person't ethnicity is if he wants to succeed.

Life is too short to waste frowning, or live seriously. Enjoy while you can...
and as I always say "Life is like an Ice-cream, Enjoy it before it melts"

/Seriously whatever I wrote above make no sense or no connect. Don't read it/

10 Observations About Cliches

1. There is no such thing as a free lunch.



Observation: Unless you have a coupon for a free lunch.

 


2. An apple a day keeps the doctor away.


Observation: Especially if you throw it at him.






3. Don’t count your chickens before they’re hatched.


Observation: Those are called eggs. Can I count my eggs?






4. Better late than never.


Observation: Doesn’t work too well if your parachute opens really late.






5. It’s not the heat, it’s the humidity.


Observation: But it’s also the heat.






6. You can’t judge a book by its cover.


Observation: Unless you are trying to judge the cover.






7. She is burning her candle at both ends.


Observation: Maybe she wants more light.






8. Nice guys finish last.


Observation: Bad guys don’t care if she finishes at all.






9. Go the extra mile.


Observation: Unless you are already there, of course.






10. You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him drink.


Observation: You won’t have to. It’ll drink when it’s thirsty.






source: http://blog.sarcasmsociety.com/life/10-observations-about-cliches.html

Top 10 Sarcastic Quotes of All Time

Top 10 Sarcastic Quotes of All Time



10. “Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.” –Ashleigh Brilliant



9. “I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here.” –Stephen Bishop



8. “I don’t know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn’t.” –Jules Renard



7. “I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.” –John Cleese



6. “Personal experience makes a believer out of anyone; that explains the hordes of evolution deniers.” –Sarcasm Society



5. “Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.” –Mark Twain



4. “Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.” –Oscar Wilde



3. “Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.” –Mark Twain



2. “A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a child of five.” –Groucho Marx



1. “If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?” –Charles Pierce


Source: http://blog.sarcasmsociety.com/quotes-blurbs/top-10-sarcastic-quotes-of-all-time.html

A few important questions of the century!

There are several questions in this universe, which are left unanswered, the reasearch team here, after due dilligent, deep research which involved numerous hours and brainstorming of several top notches of this world, has come up with answers of a few of them... Here is the snippet for the first few questions which we have been able to answer.





Pappu pass kaise hua?


Ishq k school me naya mahaul taiyaar ho gaya, pappu ki girl friend se puri class ko pyaar ho gaya, Bas tabhi se papuu udaas ho gaya, puri class fail aur pappu pass ho gaya.




Pehle murgi aayi ya andaa?
Reasearch continues, but speculation says that dono se pehle #### aaya tha.




Chatur kaun sa churan khaata tha?


Uttamamm dadadaaat chuuran especially made from herbs selected from the interiors of the bushes found in middle of Africa...












to be contd..

A small step today or 1000 deperate steps tomorrow? Choice is ours!

How much water do we waste everyday? How much fuel do we burn everyday? How many people per car are present on roads of Delhi? Are we Carbon Neutral ? and many more such questions. Answers for such questions will be negative for most of us. A person uses 135 liters of water and 5 KOE (killogram Oil Equivalent) on average per day in India. Average number of passengers (including driver) in a car in delhi is 1.2 and the final questions 'Are we Carbon Neutral' - No!
But these seems to be issues which need to be discussed by state government and MCD, why are we discussing it here? And the reason as everyone knows is as simple and as complex as always. 'Lack of Committment' Each of the problems mentioned above and many similar problems can be catered by us. Why to wait for goevernment to put charges of emission, or on drinking water or put up a luxury charge on vehicles, when small steps by us can bring these factors in controllable limits.
With advances in technology and science, leading to numerous inventions and discoveries,  we are living a far more comfortable and luxurious life, like never before. But while inventing these comforts, we forgot about the discomforts to the environment, combine this with a boom in population & globalization. And we have created a time bomb which is ticking right now and will blow up in near future, if not in your lifetime then in lifetime of next generation.
But, I believe with so many news mediums today every one knows about all of this, everyone of us understands the criticallity of situation, and most of us wants to bring about change, save environment but no one wants to take the plunge, or leave the comforts or worse no one knows what to be done to stop this time bomb. And this is the harsh truth, we at our level lives a quite life as a moral member of the society, we work from 9 AM to 6 PM, we come back to our families, during weekends we go to nearby places, some of us get involved in social causes/ community services, others stays infront of their televisions. Point of the matter is we may not think of doing any thing out of the league, we may not be able to stop the time bomb. But we can still try.
We can try not to waste water, we can try to avoid unnecessary fuel consumption, we can use a pooled car instead of coming alone to office, we can plant trees and keep them safe till they grow up, We can try to promote eco-friendly products, we can discourage buying products from companies which do not care for environment. We can try and take these small steps together. And I am sure when we do that we will see the difference. As Mahatma Gandhi has said
                                "Be the change you want to see in the world"

What can Company do to increase your satisfaction as an employee?

My answer to this question? (I am really vella) 



1. Give Credit to the actual developers/ workers who are delivering in a project and not just to those who are bringing the project.

2. Normalization applied is not the correct way everytime, It is not necessary that if a unit has 10 skilled workers who deserve A there will be as many deserving B or C for that matters, the work for most of the projects is not very tough and in that case if some one getting an extra effort gets A, rest should get B+, and there are several such examples.

3. Compensation provided by the company at the end of year is not justifiable at all moreover it doesnot even meet the industry standards (pardon my ignorance, my knowledge is limited to the information I gathered from the market).

4) The company fared equally for a person who stayed with the company during bad times (last year when there was no appreciation or less bonuses) and those who joined afterwards, all of them got the same appreciations. If some one stayed with you during desperate times, it is not because of lack of options but because of loyality, and company shouting all the time about high EBIDTA and good performance but no appreciation or recoginition for such people was a big blow.

5) Most of the processes deployed by quality team requires senseless document creation and many processes deployed acorss various projects are not in sync with each other, more over quality team expects a process improvement by each project every quarter. Due to which processes keeps changing frequently. And resources spends almost 30 % of time managing documents (at times filling manipulated data) and mentally exhausted which not only hampers quality development time and also leaves no time for resources to learn something new.

6) Many policies applied by senior mangaement lies on papers, for instance IDR which asks for a resource development but other than having him fill big forms once every year, no action was taken by company to help resource acheive those scales of development.

7) There is no central server provide which can be accessed by all the members in company for the practice, simulation, etc activities, which will keep bench resources busy and also give them an opportunity to develop their skills.

8) The openess which we talk about so much is only on papers, because there is always a wide gap between the things promised and the things actually delivered by the company.

9) At the end I can say that there is a big difference between the Company I joined in 2007 and the Company of 2010, And not towards the positive side, the openness which was supposed to be one of the pillars of company's success is only on papers but not applied any where.

10) And to talk about leadership, I really appreciate the leadership at the senior level, but the middle management which I met and worked with during recent times is not up to the mark. worst they do not deliver what they promise, nor there is a long term vision in the approach but mostly the short term vision. Which create no sense of security in minds of people but only those who are required to fulfill the short term goals of the management are taken care off.



I heard that, before better before the merger, when the company was named $$$$$ and the employee satisfaction was the best, and better than any service company (leaving aside a few names) but it was a brand well recognized and reason for most of the people to join the company was good ESAT but it is not true in present scenario. May be if we cater to needs of the employees and improve over approach to select and filter good resources (necessary to fulfill long term goal) company will flourish better than ever. All the best.

Save Water

If we'll ask people to pay fr water, it will give mst of thm legitimate right to waste it, if thy'll buy it.
We can only stop people frm wasting it by providing bettr ways to live thr lives, People always try to follow wht's in fashion. And what better way to bring it in fashion then ask celebs to start saving water and asking people to do the same.
What abt using toilets like those used in space which throws out wastes using a vaccum pump instead of water. Applyin luxury taxes on equipments like jacuzzi, jet showers, extra taxes on house reg which has pools inbuilt. Treating these luxurious activities,as luxuries and chargin them will be beter than chargin evry1 for basicfulfilment of water.

Remember the Old saying 'a drop every day can fill an ocean' Save water!!

Have You Ever

HAVE YOU EVER.......

Smoked a cigarette?: Still a counter runs over my desktop to tell me how many days since I had a fag.

Crashed a friend's car?: Not yet, may be some day when I get a chance to run a sports car.
Stolen a car?: In real life, all I did was open a car’s door using a scale, life’s so boring, I know.

Been in love?: Yes, not interested in trying that feeling any time soon.

Been dumped?: Yes.

Shoplifted?: May be.

Been in a fist fight?: Ahh.. the good old days. Had some in school.

Sneakded out of your parent's house?: Never got a chance to, they were liberal enough.

Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back?: Many J.

Been arrested?: Mere khandaan mein Jail jaane ki shart nahin hoti hai . (plz refer: Jaane tu ya jaane na).

Gone on a blind date?: A few times, it’s adventurous but risky as well, for all that matters you can be set up with a psychopath or worse Balaji serial lover .

Skipped school?: Ahh.. the good old days.

Been on a plane?: A few times only :( .

Seen someone die?: Someone very closed passed away last year, it’s a feeling I can’t explain nor want to experience again but it’s a truth I cannot deny as well.

Been to Canada?: Why should I?

Purposely set a part of yourself on fire?: Not on myself but in college I had a feeling that I was pyromaniac some times. We burned various stuffs in nescafe as well as set a bed on fire, wall on fire, etc etc
Been jet-skiing?: Would love to!

Met someone in person from the Internet?: Planned twice, canceled twice.

Taken pain killers?: Used to in school days, now I keep them for my friends.

Flown a kite?: Yes, looooonng time ago
Built a sand castle?: The only castle I built were in Age of Empires.

Gone puddle jumping?:Still do it whenever get a chance… it’s awsome

Cheated while playing a game?: hehehe…depends!

Been lonely?: It’s rare that I am alone rarer that I am lonely, coz when I am alone I am with myself and not lonely.

Fallen asleep at work or school/college?: Did that every where school, college, classes, labs, sports field, gym, even at my work station in office

Used a fake ID?:Wherever required, whenever I can get a hold of those.

Felt an earthquake?:Once I woke up with that terrible earth quake, which damaged half of Jabalpur & nearby towns, thank fully nothing bad happened in our home or city.

Touched a snake?: Yes, I don’t like the feeling of picking any pet though

Slept beneath the stars?: Slept under bare sky with stars, without stars, with mosquitoes without those, etc etc.

Been robbed?: Someone said we are robbed of our innocence as soon as we entered college, I was born in Rewa (A city of goons & crooks), so cannot even say that. So thankfully never robbed. And hope to maintain same state ever.

Been misunderstood?:Many many times, I am a blabbermouth and people take me as they perceive. I might not mean much of what I say at times.

Won a contest?: Don’t want to brag.

Run a red light/stop sign?:I follow traffic rules unless everyone is running like a mad cow?

Been suspended from school?: I was good at excuses, so NO

Been in a car accident?: It was a learning experience.

Eaten whole pint of ice cream in one night?: Bring it ON!!

Walked the streets drunk?: Still does when in mood and with friends

Had déjà vu?: Several times… mind works in complex ways

Danced in the moonlight?: Alone or with some one?

Witnessed a crime?: Small crimes see them every day, Some serious ones a few times, reports ‘NO’ , coz my friends were the convicts.

Been obsessed with post-it notes?: What is that?

Squished barefoot through the mud?: It’s dirty but awesome!

Been lost?: Lost on roads, lost in careers, lost in love, lost in translation.. Yes, I have lost

Been on the opposite side of the country?: The farthest I have been is Guwahati.

Swum in the ocean?: Just splashed on beach sides, no swimming yet.

Cried yourself to sleep?: No comments. But Mr. Srk says, crying make you stronger

Played cops and robbers?: Ofcourse as a child on streets, when in college played Call of Duty, does that count as well?

Recently coloured with crayons?: Yes, organized an environment club event, and a crayon painting competition there last year.

Sung karaoke?: One of my dreams is to start a Karaaoke bar in India, to sing there myself, well that is something I don’t want to do.

Paid for a meal with only coins?:hehehe yes… it was a bill of Rs. 50+.

Done something you told yourself you wouldn't?: Cross dressing (for a stage show) & many other things.

Made prank phone calls?:hmm… mischievous art of prank call… always in fashion !

Caught a snow flake on your tongue?: Not yet L.

Written a letter to Santa Claus?: By the time I got to know about santa clause, I was too old to believe it.

Blown bubbles?: Still do, I have a giant bubble maker, the biggest bubble I ever made till now was of diameter 10 cm +, Want to go further up.

Bonfire on the beach?: Not on a beach yet, may be next time I will go to some beach during new year.

Cheated on a test?: He hehe.. can’t risk telling that in public forum..

Gone skinny-dipping in a pool?: ahem ahem…not yet J

The Bus Ride!!!

What is the difference between Living a life and being just alive?

The same difference which is between driving a car and travelling in a city bus.

In one case you are master of your fate, you know if you want to accelerate or slow down, take a risky cut or sail around. While when you are on a city bus, you will be travelling from one destination to other but you won't be the one who decides how should the journey take place, which path to choose?

Our entire life; we are travelling in a city bus, ever since we are born till we die, most of us will be changing their buses but they will keep travelling in a city bus. How often do we stop, to think, to measure our options, may be to buy a car?
While we are young our parents drop us in the bus to school and we enter into adolescence without even peeking out of the bus. Often we spend time trying to do mischievous acts behind the backs of the conductors.We are so busy fighting with the bullies of the bus, trying to create our own identity in that place.And before we know the time gets over and we have to board down from the School Bus.
Some of us thinks this is the time to buy a car, some even suggest this idea to their parents. But most of us are back, including those who seek their parents' permission; and this time to board the Bus to COLLEGE. Time we have new mates, new conductors, sharper turns, bumpy rides, you feel the thrill of riding a real city bus, you think this is the closest to the edge you will be going, because of someone Else's driving. After the journey is over. You will buy a car for yourself and will happily drive it for the rest of journey ...
But as the time to end this journey comes closer, you realizes that you don't know how to drive, you have spent so many years travelling in a bus that you didn't care to learn how to drive. The gutsy people still go out to buy a car, others join driving lessons, but this is the story of the selected few, those you are the one with Guts and glory.
Most of us are still not the gutsy kind, our faces are as panicked as it can get. And in this panic moment, we feel helpless, our brains stop thinking, every near one, dear one, suggest us different bus to catch. But in this panic driven moment most of us always catch the first bus we find space in, most of us feel further week in their knees when they are not allowed in the first few of these buses, and they board over in some places they wouldn't even have looked otherwise.

And so start our next journey the Journey of Career, in few cases a break journey of various Careers.
Some still buys a car, some buy a really luxurious one, but at the end we find only one answer for everything , that no matter which path or way the bus driver will take you, once you are boarded on a bus you can not say NO to the driver, do don't board a bus if you hate the path. Don't join a journey if you don't feel like doing it. Buy a car if you want to drive yourself, even if a small. Else be happy about the drivers route and your fate. Because my friends at the end of journey all of us will be meeting again, in the same destination. No matter what.

Bonne Voyage!!

Excellence, Openness, Teamwork & Leadership: The values of our Nation

Disclaimer: Everything written here is a part of fiction and similarity to any thing, any body or any place is just a matter of coincidence.

We do excellent work
We openlly invite other countries to check our growth and good quality work we do,.
We work as a nation, which stick together in ups and downs.
Coz Our leaders have a vision and a mission. To make this country the best in the world, with highest growth rate and which contribtue the most to rest of the world.

A vision which not only involves getting other nations's appreciation and delivering over the requirements of the other nations. But also providing them with the best of what they need and make them beleive that they need it.

Our leaders here are the ones who are choosen amongst a lot of many, polished with nittygrity of day to day handling of citizens as well as other nations.

They are not common humans but some other one from beyond this world who are brought to this world to act like they are the superior beings (which they are). They not only kill the desire in you to learn or perform but also destroy it so beautifully that you will stop feeling like you have ever acheived anything in life, This gives the nation a great opportunity to enjoy contentment and nothingness.
They make you believer, your moto is only to serve this nation doing nothing but following processes which by they way change every day, keeping you busy day in and day out. And mind you, ignorance is no excuse. If they change a process by overnight, you should be aware, and if you are not it's not leader's fault. This not only keep every one in our nation on their toes, but also agile.
They clearly make it possible for you to forget all about the work and the clients and any small, lame excuses you can give to not follow processes. And if you are a loyal citizen, who follows all the processes, they reward you handsomely with more of the same and many more afterwards.
And it's not that they will not appreciate you for doing so, there are regular ceremonies where your name is applauded for and called for setting you as an example, which others should follow.

Our leaders have together made a comittee, a group of elite 'GoE', of highly motivated and enthusiastic people, who are not well apt with the work, technology or any other lame talent. But all those who have vision, and they are entitled to come and go between us while enlightening us with their visions. common people many times revolt and try to prove that this GoE's member's vision is improper or conflicting. But that is because these common people are not gifted with the brilliance and vision. So they argue, but sooner or later they realize that, eventhough they cannot understand every ot anything, but they should respect GoE and follow their steps, even if causes you to move through a wavy or bad path. coz what ever they do they are doing with a vision in place. Small term goals can be sacrificed for this long term mission, a common man can be sacrificed, coz there can be many common man but very few vision developers.

What matters is not delay, bad relation ship, unhappy nation but Vision, Achiving targets, Showing every other nation that we are not just any nation but we are the one nation who is pursuing the best nation's award. And we will acheive it, even if it the price is happiness, contentment or benefit of a few million common people.

And irony is our leader says
"Integrity is doing the right thing at all times, not what is expedient or permissible"