10 Observations About Cliches

1. There is no such thing as a free lunch.



Observation: Unless you have a coupon for a free lunch.

 


2. An apple a day keeps the doctor away.


Observation: Especially if you throw it at him.






3. Don’t count your chickens before they’re hatched.


Observation: Those are called eggs. Can I count my eggs?






4. Better late than never.


Observation: Doesn’t work too well if your parachute opens really late.






5. It’s not the heat, it’s the humidity.


Observation: But it’s also the heat.






6. You can’t judge a book by its cover.


Observation: Unless you are trying to judge the cover.






7. She is burning her candle at both ends.


Observation: Maybe she wants more light.






8. Nice guys finish last.


Observation: Bad guys don’t care if she finishes at all.






9. Go the extra mile.


Observation: Unless you are already there, of course.






10. You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him drink.


Observation: You won’t have to. It’ll drink when it’s thirsty.






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